Performance Tough Love
As a performance engineer, I get asked a lot questions about general Drupal performance issues. About 90% of the time they make no sense and I end up having to ask my own questions to figure out what the real problem is, which is usually much simpler than the original question implied.
This session will be mostly Q & A. You'll ask me questions about your performance issues and I'll either answer them or berate you for asking the wrong question. Either way, I will do my best to leave you with with actionable information on how to improve the performance of your site. Also, if you can get XHProf files to me beforehand or a sanitized copy of your site, I'll gladly go over them during the session.
If you're a developer who has used a profiler before, but didn't quite know what to do with the results, or if you did make changes based on what you saw and it didn't have the impact you had hoped, this session is for you. Even if you've never used a profiler before, this will be a helpful introduction.
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BrockBoland replied on Permalink
I would like to attend this session, though I fear being yelled at.
rgristroph replied on Permalink
I have seen versions of this session and have been very impressed, would definitely attend again. However previous versions mostly happened after 1 am in various bars or hotel lobbies. I am worried that Mark will not have enough alcohol to perform adaquately. Therefore, if this session is accepted I will bring a bottle of scotch and leave it on the podium to lubricate the speaker.